WHOA! Donald Trump Just Did Something Incredible, Ted Cruz is Crying
Drum Roll Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Donald Trump, or should I say future President Trump, just got the most amazing news of his campaign hours before he is due to crush Ted Cruz in Indiana. He now has:
56% of ALL Republican Support
Of course Lyin’ Ted will try and tell you that math is dumb and his measly 22% are the true Americans, but what he really means is that 22% of Republicans are too dumb to see what a P.O.S. he really is.
Oh, and don’t worry John Kasich. At this rate you will easily catch Ted Cruz in popularity. That’s right, the least likely man to ever become president just polled in at an alarming 14%. Of course they were all bought and paid for by the GOP, but it still counts, right?
So basically Trump has just ruined everyone else by being himself and the numbers do not lie.