It’s official my fellow Americans. We simply HAVE to elect Donald Trump president of the United States. Why? Because Lena Dunham, a legend in only her own mind, has threatened to move to Canada – Vancouver to be specific (that’s toward the Pacific coast in British Columbia) – if he is elected president.
COME ON, AMERICA! WE CAN DO THIS! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! SEND LENA TO CANADA!
In making that declaration, Dunham, who wrote, produced and directed a sex centered cable show that is said to feature way too much of her naked (wouldn’t know, don’t subscribe to that channel), joins a list of “celebrities” who have declared that the US of A will be inhabitable with Trump occupying the Oval Office. That would be Al Sharpton, Whoopie Goldberg, and Rosie O’Donnell to name a few.
What does Donald Trump have to say about this?
“She has no mojo.” [snigger]
But, Donald is right about one thing: now he HAS to get elected. Him being in office and ridding the nation of some of these…people WOULD be a public service.
“I know a lot of people have been threatening to do this, but I really will,” Dunham said. “I know a lovely place in Vancouver and I can get my work done from there.”
And “working from home” for this woman would be a boon for the rest of us. Please, let America know, Lena, if you need help with the airfare. There are a lot of people who will be happy to foot the flight for you.