The Absolutely, Positively MOST IMPORTANT Reason To Elect Donald Trump President

It’s official my fellow Americans.  We simply HAVE to elect Donald Trump president of the United States.  Why?  Because Lena Dunham, a legend in only her own mind, has threatened to move to Canada – Vancouver to be specific (that’s toward the Pacific coast in British Columbia) – if he is elected president.


In making that declaration, Dunham, who wrote, produced and directed a sex centered cable show that is said to feature way too much of her naked (wouldn’t know, don’t subscribe to that channel), joins a list of “celebrities” who have declared that the US of A will be inhabitable with Trump occupying the Oval Office.  That would be Al Sharpton, Whoopie Goldberg, and Rosie O’Donnell to name a few.

What does Donald Trump have to say about this?

“She has no mojo.”  [snigger]

But, Donald is right about one thing: now he HAS to get elected.  Him being in office and ridding the nation of some of these…people WOULD be a public service.

“I know a lot of people have been threatening to do this, but I really will,” Dunham said. “I know a lovely place in Vancouver and I can get my work done from there.”

And “working from home” for this woman would be a boon for the rest of us.  Please, let America know, Lena, if you need help with the airfare.  There are a lot of people who will be happy to foot the flight for you.

About the Author

A resident of Flyover Country, Seraphina is a rare creature in American Conservatism - committed to not just small government, Christianity and traditional social roles, but non-profits and high arts and culture. Watching politics, observing human behavior and writing are all long-time interests. In her other life, Seraphina writes romance novels under her nom de plume, Patricia Holden (@PatriciaHoldenAuthor on Facebook), and crochets like a mad woman (designs can be found on Facebook @BohemianFlairCrochet and on Pinterest on the Bohemian Flair Crochet board). In religion, Seraphina is Catholic; in work, the jill of all trades when it comes to fundraising software manipulation and event planning; in play, a Seraphinaassically trained soprano and proud citizen of Cardinal Nation, although, during hockey season, Bleeds Blue. She lives in the Mid-Mississippi River Valley with family and two cute and charming tyrants...make that toy dogs. Seraphina is known as Cultural Limits on other blogs.

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