HILLARY NIGHTMARE: Favorite #MoreTrustedThanHillary Tweets


Despite all the machinations in Washington regarding Hillary Clinton – or maybe because of them – the American people have taken to Twitter to tell the world just who and what we trust more than Hillary.  (Warning: a rudimentary knowledge of current events and pop culture is necessary to understand the references.)

What’s #MoreTrustedThanHillary?

  • Accepting a drink from Bill Cosby
  • [Barack] Obama’s Social Security Number
  • Al Gore’s prognostications
  • Garfield with a dish of lasagna

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  • The Nigerian email scam
  • The judgement of the Nobel Committee
  • Generic brand Bulgarian condoms
  • Guys who circle the playground in a rusted ice cream truck that plays “Thank Heaven For Little Girls”
  • Jeffrey Dahmer dinner parties

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  • Casey Anthony babysitting
  • A midnight stroll through Chicago’s South Side
  • Bill, a cigar, and a room full of interns
  • Johnny Manziel as a designated driver
  • A silverback gorilla with a four year old

trusted jared

  • A Jerry Sandusky kids camp
  • Bill Ayers with a bomb
  • Truck stop sushi
  • Bernie Madoff as a financial advisor
  • Michael Moore at an Old Country Buffet
  • Islam is a religion of peace
  • Placid Florida lakes, ponds and water hazards (okay, this one was mine)
  • A Democrat with a gun

trusted demo w gun

  • Cancer
  • Flint, Michigan tap water (or Mexican, take your pick)
  • The filling in a hot pocket
  • Brian Williams
  • Facebook’s respect for free speech
  • The fuel tank in a 1971 Ford Pinto (for those of us old enough to remember Pintos)
  • Honesty at the IRS
  • Two week old tuna salad
  • Lord Voldemort

And that’s just a partial list.  There’s more about Chinese drywall, dentists with a needle, and doctors snapping on gloves.

Laugh if you will at the #MoreTrustedThanHillary hashtag, but it does go to show that the American people – at least the smart alecks on Twitter – are not nearly as gullible as the mainstream media and the Democrats want to believe.  This is but a microcosm of a cross section of America.  When we smell a rat, we smell a rat.

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Now, about all those alligators in the Florida ponds….

Cover image from downtrend.com

About the Author

Seraphina
A resident of Flyover Country, Seraphina is a rare creature in American Conservatism - committed to not just small government, Christianity and traditional social roles, but non-profits and high arts and culture. Watching politics, observing human behavior and writing are all long-time interests. In her other life, Seraphina writes romance novels under her nom de plume, Patricia Holden (@PatriciaHoldenAuthor on Facebook), and crochets like a mad woman (designs can be found on Facebook @BohemianFlairCrochet and on Pinterest on the Bohemian Flair Crochet board). In religion, Seraphina is Catholic; in work, the jill of all trades when it comes to fundraising software manipulation and event planning; in play, a Seraphinaassically trained soprano and proud citizen of Cardinal Nation, although, during hockey season, Bleeds Blue. She lives in the Mid-Mississippi River Valley with family and two cute and charming tyrants...make that toy dogs. Seraphina is known as Cultural Limits on other blogs.

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